So, I have not a lot to report. So I'll just write some thoughts and things that have happened.
1. I wonder what Brandon Flowers' calling is in the church.
2. The Book of Mormon has a terrible ending. Everyone dies. Great book though 9.5/10. (Just kidding, 10/10)
3. I realized that my hairline is definitely receding. I'm over it. Should I become bald, I'll rock it with pride.
4. The mission is a short representation of your entire life. You're young, scared, and foolish. Then, you hit your teen years where you know everything. I'm still stuck in that phase. We'll see where it goes from there.
5. I wonder if people giving prayers at General Conference write their prayers before hand.
6. If I copy God's ideas in the eternity, will he be mad? (Deep doctrine stuff)
7. God had a chosen people in the Old Testament, why not in these latter-days?
8. I wonder if Ether died or was translated. Talk about a cliff-hanger.
9. I think we should start referring to my brother Collin as the Brother of Damon.
10. Will fart jokes ever get old?
11. I guess these would probably have been facebook statuses.
I'm out.
