Subject: Bathroom Revelations
I have had two interesting thoughts in the bathroom (stay with me and get your mind out of the gutter!) in the last weekend.
First, this morning, I
was cleaning up for my new companion and I realized this: I am so sick
of living with dudes. I am done with it. As opposed to wanting to "bro
out" forever, I don't know how much longer I can clean up after another
male.
Second,
it came while I was shaving. So, I went to shave and I grabbed my
razor. Now, I had been procrastinating buying new razor heads for a
while but I thought, hey, what can go wrong? One extra day can't hurt,
can it? Well guess what? It did hurt. So, I grabbed the razor, which
looked fine on the outside, and commenced shaving.
As
I was shaving, it was fine on my cheek, but as it got to my upper lip
it began to hurt, and by the time it touched my chin I was in pain! It
was pulling, it was tearing, it was outright unpleasant. But, I roughed
it out like I had to. Afterward, my face was in pain. I stuck it in the
freezer, hoping, praying that perhaps relief would come. However, it did
not. It was not until I found some lotion that did the trick. Thanks,
Dove.
I
decided that I could not wait another day. We went to Meijer (a
Michigan store that's kind of like WalMart but way better) and I looked
at the options. I had been using the Fusion Power forever, but I
recently had made the change to Schick Hydro 5. It worked well. So, I
decided to go with the Hydro 5 heads.
The
next morning came, and I went back to square one. What do you know? It
felt amazing! Everything just went well. Not only did it work better,
but it felt better. I felt the love from the razor, and it could tell I
loved it.
Now,
where am I going with all of this? Stay with me. Now, when I made sure
the razor was sharp it cut more effectively. When I made sure that the
razor had enough of that little gooey stuff on the edge (I don't know
what it's called) it felt better. So here we have it, the razor worked
better and felt better. Why wouldn't I always have it be that way?
LAZINESS!
That's why! Procrastination! It's just like us in our lives. When we
begin to be lazy, putting off prayer, slacking on scriptures, and
be coming lukewarm, we lose effectiveness. We aren't as useful as we
could be. We, essentially, are all like razors. We need to make sure our
razor heads are sharp, meaning that we need to make sure we are
praying, reading the scriptures, and attending church to partake of the
sacrament. Our razor heads need to be changed often, that means
repentance, that means communion with God, and deep, often painful
introspection.
Don't be a dull razor.
Maybe that was a stupid parable, but I enjoyed it when I thought of it.
Anyways, I get a new companion tomorrow. Probably my last one. I have 12 weeks left. Sweet.
Love,
Damon
"You know what feels even more amazing? NOT SHAVING!" Ryan Wilkinson
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